Eric Sims-Brown
Although he did nothing to contribute to or promote the group, Eric feels somewhat responsible for Dashboard Confessionals' undeserved success. When asked why, Sims-Brown remarked: "I mean, they're just so horrible. Absolutely dreadful. Someone should have put an end to them. I'm someone. Therefore, I'm to blame." Eric stole the hyphen in his name from Moby Dick. Moby Dick is pissed.